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1.
Used Gum 03:46
Following the thread, starting but never completing Time to lay in bed, energy is oh-so fleeting When I can't swim, it's my lifeboat When life is poison, it's my antidote It makes it bearable to emote It never tries to sugarcoat Racing in my head, every task feels so defeating Struggling just to tread, waves of mistakes I'm repeating When I can't swim, it's my lifeboat When life is poison, it's my antidote It stuffs the pockets of my coat So comforting, stuck in my throat When doubting what I'm working towards, used gum in my drive and reward When I can't swim, it's my lifeboat When life is poison, it's my antidote It makes it bearable to emote It's dried and caked on the remote When doubting what I'm working towards, used gum in my drive and reward
2.
Easy to Do 02:53
There's something that just keeps me crawling back to you again There's something that just keeps me held under your sway Maybe not of the highest rung, I cling to you the same There's something about you that calms me in midst of mayhem There's something about you that keeps me somewhat sane I concede, this fervid need is fulfilled every day Cus even though you use my sleeves like tissues, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do And even though you're always flushing my shoes, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do There's something that just keeps me crawling back to you again There's something that just keeps me held under your sway Maybe not the most polished tongue, I'm still tuned in each day There's something about you that calms me in midst of mayhem There's something about you that keeps me somewhat sane I think we can both agree that things will be ok And even though your left and rights are confused, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do And even though your toes are webbed and infused, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do I swear that I'm not trying to go for the throat But sometimes I wonder how well you'd float And even though you do everything in two's, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do And even though you leave a thick residue, I still find a way to say I love you, it's easy to say but it's not easy to do
3.
Just as I start to nod and rest my weary head I endure something odd that fills me full of dread Nerves give an awful quake Jolting me fast awake I'll never get to sleep well again Just as I start to drool and snore while counting sheep A happening so cruel I swore I thought I'd weep My pulse began to race Kicked the dog in the face I'll never get to sleep well again Nothing ever seems to work If I don't find relief, I'll go berserk Curse these pesky hypnic jerks Just as I start to nod and rest my weary head I endure something odd that fills me full of dread Quick sudden shock of pain Once relaxed, now insane I'll never get to sleep well again
4.
There's something strange in your medial lobe You turn blue at the sight of a honeycomb So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's no need to be irrational So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's nothing lurking inside those holes You're just a Trypophobe You gave a shriek at the craters on my nose It's not the pores, but the pattern you find gross So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's no need to be irrational So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's nothing lurking inside those holes You're just a Trypophobe So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's no need to be irrational So calm-down sugar, calm-down now, there's nothing lurking inside all those tiny holes Trypophobe
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Lost in all my thoughts as you run through my mind, never maligned Lost in all my thoughts it's true, seems as if time stops on a dime As I sleepwalk and let life go by You then cease talk, I snap back with no reply Caught up in my thoughts of you, hard to disguise unfocused eyes Caught up in my thoughts it's true, please don't chastise, only reprise As I sleepwalk and let life go by You then cease talk, I snap back with no reply I'm retaining not a single thing that you've said Can you say it again? Only feigning that there's anything in my head I've been periodically nodding my head yes, a bad habit, I confess I'm afraid that every single syllable you've said has all been a waste of breath Lost in all my thoughts as you run through my mind, never maligned I'm retaining not a single thing that you've said Can you say it again? Only feigning that there's anything in my head I've been periodically nodding my head yes, a bad habit, I confess I'm afraid that every single syllable you've said has all been a waste of breath
6.
Bundles and sheltered from frostbite, from sparks a flame did soon ignite Just disregard we're still in the backyard She's offering me some insight, I nod to not seem impolite Beneath the parch, we sit and dine on starch As all those little thoughts in my head just fade away, I feel it in each fiber that I must say her name I ask her, trying not to bite, isn't the moon beautiful tonight With grace and charm to that of a smoke alarm Her face and smile gleaming bright, she says there's no moon within sight And that so far she seeing only stars As all those little thoughts in my head just fade away, I feel it in each fiber that I must say her name She's in every breath I draw, from lips to each lung And even as time marches on, she's always on the tip of my tongue
7.
Aroma Coma 03:24
Used like a cheap lab rat, they dumped me into a foaming vat What should have been pheromones turned me into a permanent insult to the nose God knows that there ain't no cure For an odor so impure Don't come close lest you endure Aroma Coma I begged them to operate, they told me that stench ain't something you can amputate Oh, how I wish for stink lines just to give strangers a warning sign God knows that there ain't no cure For an odor so impure Don't come close lest you endure Aroma Coma God knows that there ain't no cure For an odor so impure Oh, I'm sure only flies I'll lure, yea now Don't come close lest you endure
8.
Om Nom Nom 03:05
Silently smolder as this cursed bus trip reaches hour three Chip on my shoulder spewed from that cretin sat right behind me Grinding teeth over just how loud they insist to chew Maybe fill their spoon with superglue Anything to stop that constant raucous crunch I think a lesson's overdue Damned if that don't sound fun Gave him a scare when he caught a glimpse of me doodling my schemes I swear that to this day that foul nibbling haunts me in my dreams Disbelief over just how long they persist to chew Maybe lace their food with rusty screws Anything to swiftly end that roaring munch I think a lesson's overdue Damned if that don't sound fun Grinding teeth over just how loud they insist to chew Maybe fling my pocket brown recluse Anything to stop that constant raucous crunch To bring a swift end to that roaring munch To snuff out their most awful blaring brunch I think a lesson's overdue Damned if that don't sound fun
9.
Excuse my ignorance, could this feeling be limerence I think I'd faint if you showed any indifference Pardon if I seem dense, I'm tired of pride at love's expense I just don't want you to take anything in offense If I ever act the clown If I seem too tightly wound And if I just stare at the ground Or have a small nervous breakdown Just please know that I'm not insane My heart is in a fiery pain Forgive if I forget your name I'm burning in invisible flame Working with methanol, paying no attention at all This spark within me seems to ignite my own downfall If I ever act the clown If I suddenly strip down And if I start to roll around Frantically upon the ground Just please know that I'm not insane My skin is in a fiery pain Please help me if I call your name I'm burning in invisible flame If I ever act the clown If I suddenly strip down And if I start to roll around Frantically upon the ground Just please know that I'm not insane My skin is in a fiery pain Don't think I'll ever look the same I'm burning in invisible flame
10.
Impetus 03:54
You can have it all go as you planned You can have it all get out of hand I just need an impetus You can have the crowds at your command You can have your jokes that never land I just need an impetus Something without facade Something to chase Somebody to applaud Somebody to embrace You can have your many sterling kin You can have your dwindling has-beens I just need an impetus You can be a subdued stool pidgeon You can be a glaring omission I just need an impetus Something without facade Something to chase Somebody to applaud Somebody to embrace You can be the head that holds its own You can be your coterie's whetstone I just need an impetus You can be trembling atop your throne You can be snug under your tombstone I just need an impetus

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Flem is a slimy little snail with pancakes instead of a shell. Flem also happens to be the title of Mysterious Stains' second full length album. Ten lean, lo-fi rock tracks that present much evidence of the writer's crippling oral fixation. Hope you enjoy!

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released April 4, 2023

All music written and performed by: Jes West

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