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Booger Wall

by Mysterious Stains

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1.
Booger Wall 02:50
Wake up from my slumber Nose canal gets plundered Too lazy to leave my bed Wipe it on my comfort Wipe it on my mom's skirt Or even on the dog's head You'd think I'd clean up after I would finger bang my brain You'd think I'd clean the stalactites, you better think again Ever since I was three feet tall I wiped my boogers on the wall Scolded by my mother After she discovered The fruits of my spelunking Blamed it on my brother Claimed twas peanut butter But she wasn't buying it You'd think I'd stop digging for gold at least by age ten You'd think I'm bothered by the mold, you better think again Ever since I was three feet tall I wiped my boogers on the wall You'd think that at least in the end I'd pick it and flick it You'd think my house would be condemned, you better think again Ever since I was three feet tall I wiped my boogers on the wall
2.
Well I don't want to be condoned, just be left alone And I don't like my baritone in this microphone Yea, well I don't mean to be obscene I just never had or felt the need To go and try to fake mental hygiene Cus' what's it to me? Well I don't want to pay the loan on my own headstone And as I've grown I've become more prone just to bitch and moan Yea, well I don't mean to be obscene I just never had or felt the need To go and try to fake mental hygiene Cus' what's it to me? And every day seems to slip away as I hit replay And every day I try to not complain about my tooth decay Yea, well I don't mean to be obscene I just never had or felt the need To go and try to fake dental hygiene Cus' what's it to me?
3.
Nervous Tick 04:07
I noticed as I undressed Little tick who's in distress Don't know who was more afraid Of what the doctor had to say Smother out your nervous tick Treat it quick or you'll get sick Don't panic you lunatic Smother out your nervous tick Sad is a life of little mite Can't help but relate to its plight Uncomfortable in my own skin And doc's patient's running thin Smother out your nervous tick Lather on antiseptic Why the hell did you lick it? Smother out your nervous tick The doctor's getting closer I'm shattering my molars Time seemingly moves slower When can this all be over? The prick of a hot poker The nervous tick now smolders Nothing left but his odor Why can't this all be over?

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A recollection of the gross amount of property damage I've inflicted on my bedroom.

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released May 23, 2021

All tracks written and performed by: Jes West
Keyboard/bleep-bloops on "Nervous Tick" improvised by: Gavin Rapelye
Artwork illustration and design by: Courtney Cecil

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Mysterious Stains Jacksonville, Florida

Just a guy making music to slip in the shower to.

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